Hooty Hoo.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

An au in which Daniel manages to raise someone from the dead but they are a zombie which eats everyone and spreads the zombie plague. Dankovsky causes the Zombie apocalypse.

#pathologic

Projected Plan for the next Dogwalking Novel

I’m really just posting this here so I can have a public plan that I’ll be able to hold myself to for the coming months and have no excuse not to do it. My goal is to finish the second book in my dogwalking mystery series before the end of the year. (The first one can be found here by the way.) All Bite was about 48k words long. I’m expecting the next one to be between 70k-80k based on how much stuff it looks like there’s going to be in it. So, over the next few months, the work plan will be as follows:

1) September - Plot the bastard. (Putting down as many notes as I can and configuring them into at least a skeletal outline of the novel.)

2) October - Begin writing the bastard. (Word Count goal is 750-1000 words a day.)

3) November - Use Nanowrimo to finish writing the bastard. (Word Count goal is 1600-2000 words a day.)

4) December - Edit and put the bastard on Amazon Kindle. (If not before the holidays, then early next year. 

The plot is based on an actual experience I had in which one of my dog walking clients left a bag of popcorn on top of an indoor grill and forgot to turn the dial completely to “off” so it was just sitting there all day getting hotter and hotter and then when I came in it finally lit on fire. That was fun. -_-

#writing #writer #all bite #alexa windsor

Anonymous asked: WHOA WHOA WHOA DO YOU LIVE IN UTAH????

Oh no no no. I’m in Chicago. I lived in Utah for ten months among the peculiar LDS breed out there and couldn’t stand the culture of the Bubble so I moved back to Illinois. Considering LDS Church Headquarters in Utah, however, my exposure to the state is unavoidable. Plus my brother and his wife and kids live there so I go when I visit them. 

#Anonymous

viva-la-puns:

iflywithhedwig:

bounce-ler:

tHIS IS WHERE IT CAME FROM I’M GONNA CRY

JUJESL OH YM GOD I FOUDN IT AOMFG IMA CRYING

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERYTIME

(Source: drawingguitarist, via alexkralie)

#2012 #the scalene triangle #why are the polygamist mormons the ones doing this? #why? #soon enough all anyone will think when they hear the word mormon is the polygamist lady ninjas

gotham-pretty:

I have about 300 messages in my ask box inquiring as to what happened post roommate-manager incident here you go you vultures

She jumped up and laid down in such a way that she would have fallen off if I hadn’t caught her head. And then she fell asleep so now I have to sit here holding her head until she wakes up and who knows how long that’s going to be.

She jumped up and laid down in such a way that she would have fallen off if I hadn’t caught her head. And then she fell asleep so now I have to sit here holding her head until she wakes up and who knows how long that’s going to be.

#cat #kitten #kitten spam #holly #story of my life