Hooty Hoo.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Is it too much to ask for someone to cuddle me while I sleep at night? ;_;




what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via candidcandiedcandid)


lonely-shrinking-violet asked: ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪xinfinity :3c

Oh yeah? Well, well, right back at you, but ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪xinfinityx2!

#lonely-shrinking-violet #sometimes i feel guilty for it #my family is pretty close

Send me a couple stars


✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed*
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = BLUE  EYES  ULTIMATE

(via oddmistermasky)

#pugception #pug patrol

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

—Maya Angelou

(Source: maxkirin)